Ode aan Bob Dylan

“Maggie’s Farm”
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var i = new Employee(“Bob Dylan”);

var farm = new Establishment(“Maggie’s Farm”);
i.Go(() => !Work.On(farm));
i.Go(() => !Work.On(farm));
i.WakeUp(in => in = “morning”).FoldHands().PrayFor(Weather.Rain);
i.Head(contents => contents.Add(new List<Idea>(int.MaxValue)));
var it = Shame((she, me) => she.Make(me, Chores.ScrubFloor));
i.Go(() => !Work.On(farm));

var brother = new Employer(“Maggie’s Brother”);
i.Go(() => !Work.For(brother));
i.Go(() => !Work.For(brother));
brother.Hands(you => you.Wallet.Add(new Nickel()));
brother.Hands(you => you.Wallet.Add(new Dime()));
brother.Asks(you, “Are you havin’ a good time?”, options =>
    new Options { WithGrin = true; });
brother.Fines(you => you.SlamDoor(), Times.Every);
i.Go(() => !Work.For(brother));

var pa = new Employer(“Maggie’s pa”);
i.Go(() => !Work.For(pa));
i.Go(() => !Work.For(pa));
pa.PutsOut(options = new Options 
{
    What = pa => pa.Items[“Cigar”],
    Where = you => you.Face(156, 468),
    For = pa => pa.Kicks += 1
});
_ = pa.Windows(Rooms.BedRoom) is Brick[] bricks;
var nationalGuard = new Guard<National>();
nationalGuard.Stands(Location.Door(pa), area: 5);
i.Go(() => !Work.For(pa));

var ma = new Employer(“Maggie’s ma”);
i.Go(() => !Work.For(ma));
i.Go(() => !Work.For(ma));
ma.Talks.To(Servants.GetAll()).About(new List<Subject> 
{
    new Subject(“man”),
    new Subject(“God”),
    new Subject(“law”)
});
GetEverybody().Say((ma, pa) => pa.Brains.Behind = ma);
var truth = ma.Age == 68;
var whatSheSays = ma.Say(ma => ma.Age == 54);
i.Go(() => !Work.For(ma));

i.Go(() => !Work.On(farm));
i.Go(() => !Work.On(farm));
i.Try(i => i.Be(i), Intensity.Best);
GetEverybody().Wants(you, them => you = them);
_ = GetEverybody().Say(“Sing while you slave”) && i.GetBored();
i.Go(() => !Work.On(farm));

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